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LLTO Wednesday WAG: Nereida Gallardo (09/30)

The Beauty: Just for the record, I don’t really find Nerieda Gallardo to be a “beauty”. In fact, I think she looks like one of those terrible male trannies Ronaldo picked up in Brazil. But, she is arguably one of the most well-known Spanish WAGs in the world, so I had to put her on this list. Nereida is not famous for anything she has done (well, unless you count one pouty Portugese football star). All in all, she epitomizes the negative stereotype of a WAG as a slutty idiot.

The Beast: Cristiano Ronaldo may be one of the world’s most prolific scorers when it comes to soccer, but his shenanigans with ladies like Ms. Gallardo and (even worse) Paris Hilton have proven that his most impressive scores are definitely coming on the soccer field and not off of it. Ronaldo is undoubtably one of the best players in the world, and I can’t speak ill of his soccer feats… But, I can speak ill of Ms. Gallardo and his other hussies. They make me ill.

The Bard: Nereida doesn’t deserve an ode, so here is a lame limerick:

Nereida Gallardo is a wench of a WAG with bogus boobs, a busted face and a messy mop. 

She’s so unfortunate looking that she can only get attention by going without her top.

In fact, none of us would even know who she was if she hadn’t bedded a star

I hate that we now have to see her up close as she looks far better from afar.

I wouldn’t be so hard on her if I didn’t think she made every move for personal gain.

All in all, I have no problem opining that she is probably the worst WAG in Spain